There is a ping pong game inside my skull, but instead of the usual one ball, there are 100 balls, all battling for space, hitting my neurons, stimulating, crushing, it's an ADHD festival up there.
Have you noticed that the relationship between the amount of Christmas decorations and a person's income is inverse?
I'm still baffled at putting a dead tree inside a house. I mean, who was the first person to say, HEY, you guys, I think we should cut down a tree and bring it inside, BUT let's not just stop there, let's put a bunch of lights and crap on it.
My neighbors have pretty lights.
Two dogs is so freaking awesome.
I am still shocked that people don't think like I do.
Global warming means that instead of heading into the next ice age, we are heading in an increased warming phase. I don't want to head into an ice age...
My new colleague it a victim filled martyr. You can imagine how that's going.
Have you noticed that the relationship between the amount of Christmas decorations and a person's income is inverse?
I'm still baffled at putting a dead tree inside a house. I mean, who was the first person to say, HEY, you guys, I think we should cut down a tree and bring it inside, BUT let's not just stop there, let's put a bunch of lights and crap on it.
My neighbors have pretty lights.
Two dogs is so freaking awesome.
I am still shocked that people don't think like I do.
Global warming means that instead of heading into the next ice age, we are heading in an increased warming phase. I don't want to head into an ice age...
My new colleague it a victim filled martyr. You can imagine how that's going.
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