Hate to Mow

Here's another story from Storypeople...

He told me once that he never planned to
settle down. It's not that I'm afraid of
commitment, he said, I just hate to mow.

I hate to mow so much that I hired two of my 10th grade students to come to my house and rake and mow. It seems that I never got to raking in the fall when all the leaves fell so they were essentially glued to the ground. So, with a generous offer two of my kids came over and finished a job that would have taken me all day! Yeah!